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Labelle — Lady Marmalade – A man has sex with a francophone prostitute and enjoys it.

The Beatles– Getting Better – An affair cheers a man up so much that he stops beating his wife

The Who — Who are you? – A man gets drunk and forgets his friend’s name

Spice Girls – (Wannabe) If You Want To Be My Lover — A woman likes hanging out with her friends so much that it causes intimacy problems in her romantic relationships.

Styx — I’m Sailing Away A man is about to go sailing, then has a psychotic episode with angel and aliens and shit.

The Rolling Stones — Jumpin’ Jack Flash A man who has suffered horribly also enjoys dancing

War – Low Rider — A self-assured man drives a car around slowly

Peter Gabriel – Shock the Monkey — A monkey in cardiac arrest is helped by a man

David Bowie – Space Oddity — A ground control technician is annoyed by an astronaut named Tom

Led Zepplin – Stairway to Heaven — A lady likes and is really good at shopping

Grateful Dead — Truckin’ — A traveling man on drugs would like to sleep in, but people are being loud and disruptive

Rush – Tom Sawyer — A rude young person walks around like he owns the goddamn world

Bob Marley – No Woman, No Cry — A man makes a crude axiomatic assertion about the negative relationship of (a) woman and crying

REM – Radio Free Europe — A man talking in his sleep is recorded