I Got Your Creepy Right Here.

So Fox News.com has gone with this as headline news: It's a video of some little  kids from Venice, Ca.. signing and signing a Pro-Obama song. Now granted, the video does come off a little too Cable Access, a little too touchy feely.. a little too middle school recital, a little too self important drama […]

Our new corporatist state!!

Live and proud from the Bastard of Art  And Commerce Warning: might be dull.(Editor's Note: So I added this image) First of all, I don't know what I'm talking about. It's just a bunch of half understood concepts jumbled together at 11:00 pm. And I don't make many political posts, because they're usually pretty shrill […]

I Am the Wrong Crowd

Kate Crash can also be found at Kate Crash.com I am the Wrong Crowd [in nyc lyrics to a new song] I used to have this pretty little girl in the ocLiked to kiss and play marry meHer mom would never let her answer the phone She thought me too …………. sexu'oDirty habits an bad […]

Kate Crash: Live From Tokyo

Kate Crash can also be found at Kate Crash Music. She recently took it to the land of the rising sun, for a long performance tour.  Here are some highlights…put up against her tune "Lez Get Criminal:

What is this Music I keep hearing about, Greg?

Greg Can also be read at the Bastard of Art and Commerce   Well, I'm glad you asked. Music Music is the marking of time with sound. Practitioners of music arrange objects that bleat or thump in interesting ways, then sequence the bleating and thumping. It is then that it is customary for the audience […]

Friday Viral: Kate Crash

Our regular partner in crime KATE CRASH has put out her first music video,”Hmm Humph.” Also check out her tunes  “Lez Get Criminal” and “Chinese Finger Trap” at her my space.  The sound is raw and idiosyncratic,  reminiscent of garage 80’s with more than a dash of power pop tongue in chic feminism. Click “read […]

Songs Explained

Greg can also be read at the Bastard Of Art and Commerce.  or facebook him! Labelle — Lady Marmalade – A man has sex with a francophone prostitute and enjoys it. The Beatles– Getting Better – An affair cheers a man up so much that he stops beating his wife The Who — Who are […]

bron-y-aur stomp (Central Valley)

Robert Plant, the golden god, has hay fever. Either sinus feels like a tea kettle erupting — the heat and dust of the Central Valley are like flares being shot off into his nostrils. Even with the windows in the rental car sealed, those vicious bastard particles plunge deep into his wooly head and start […]

Augustus Pokerback’s TIPS TO MARKETING A RECORD.

Swiped from Max Eider's My Space page.  Max Eider (formerly of THE JAZZ BUTCHER) has released a new album "Back in the Bedroom." . Apparently it has been quite a magnificent effort on the part of Pokerback to  simply get Max to finish the damn thing. The mind raping motivational skills of this man is […]

Tales From the Digital Underground

Rare is the occasion that Crackpot Press staff members go out for a random concert; at least it is in the opinion of one who loves music as much as I do.  More rare is the random out of nowhere suggestions for live performances of acts you haven’t even thought of in 10 years, but […]