An open letter to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Dear Arnold: Where the HELL is my unemployment check? Look, I have been good to you. I have stayed away from bashing you with the power of the Crackpot Press. Why? I really thought you were gonna be able to work things out in the government and I […]

Greg can also be read here. This is some horseshit thing from Facebook. Actually, it’s pretty okay. You get “tagged” and you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. Only thing is more than one person tagged me, and because I enjoy needless guilt and anxiety […]

Karen can also be read at Industry Nexus A horrible, frightening thing happened today.  My Boss Joined Facebook.  When he told me, he was pleased as punch. A kid with a new toy. A dad joining the information superhighway.  I smiled and gave the thumbs up, as I was expected to.  But inwardly I was […]

Live Action shorts are here. The race for the 2009 Oscar nominated animated shorts is much tighter than in previous years with three very strong contenders. Last year’s prize winner was an easy pick, the stellar “Peter In the Wolf.” This year’s competition is more fierce with two mini-flicks at even odds. Allow me to […]

The Kate Crash Experience lives here. I want to crawl naked into her pianoFeel her keys vibrate my better nature, my worst naturesing into my skinall my lovers lost thoughts and hands swallow me

Live and Proud from the Bastard of A and C. I came across a truly awe inspiring religious website, Death to the World. It's a the site of a Russian Orthodox Hardcore 'zine based here in Cali, and it is blowing my poor cracked little mind. I was raised Russian Orthodox, and the church I […]

Today is Kate Crash's birthday! Happy Birthday Kate!  You can read her crackpottery here . Hit Read more to see a her live from a Tokyo Subway.

  When it comes to  romance, there is a lot of crappy advice on these internets. While researching a romantic dinner recipe, I came across the following. From NZGIRL (Is that short for Nazi Girl?) ADVICE ON COOKING HIM A ROMANTIC DINNER Despite the temptation to make a dish with a huge wow factor, you’re […]

Editor’s Note: I am always open to submissions. Ten years ago, I got this piece from a young Ted Haggard and I didn’t return his emails because, quite frankly, he creeped meout. I totally forgot about it. However, I stumbled across this piece while cleaning out myinbox. Since he’s famous, and I am not, I […]