(Gentle reader: This entry is about an intimate medical procedure that was performed on me and the even more intimate follow up. Nothing too gross, but you may learn more about the Mills family’s family planning strategy than you necessarily want to. I’ve tried to make it cute and light. Thank you.) Many moons ago, […]
Uuuhhhh ohhhhh. Kidnapped is vanishing from the schedule, being replaced by 3Lbs, a drama starring Stanley Tucci and…Mark Feuerstein. Plus Runaway has…uh, run away from the schedule. This looks like a good time to re-visit our Showkillers List. It looks like Angie Harmon may be reversing her curse since Secrets of a Small Town may […]
Giant Robot is a magazine you’ll like. We’re sure of it. It’s nominally about Asian and Asian-American pop culture, with a nice side business on pop trash, vinyl figures, exploitation cinema and pretty art. But it’s really just the coolest magazine ever and if you have any appreciation of anything remotely RAD, you need to […]
ABSOLUTE POWER IN AN ADORABLE PACKAGE! 1. Kim Jong Il spends two hours a day standing in front of a mirror in wooly chaps and a large cowboy hat, practicing the English phrase “Howdy! I’m a cowpoke!” 2. Kim Jong Il respects Funkedelic, but thinks Parliament is straight up jam for getting the hos partying all […]
The Book of Job c. 11th Century BCSatan smote Job with a dreadful disease, probably the leprosy, and Job, seated in ashes, scraps off the corruption with a potsherd. His wife incited him to “curse God, and die” but Job answered “Shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive […]
Today I spent the afternoon reading Am I Gay?. Between questions about whether giving hand relief to a tranny rates you as a gay, I rattled off some questions to my pal Suzanne, who runs The Beholder Gallery an online no-bullshit gallery, where normal people can buy original, reasonably-priced fine art without dealing with […]
John. A filthy puppeteer. John hustles puppet. Hand puppets . Sock puppets.The sort of puppets one associates with church youth groups and poignantly under-funded hunting safety awareness programs in small, rural school districts. These are those sorts of puppets, only with syphilis and model airplane glue addictions. Vulgar, profane, angry puppets; puppets that lead innocents […]
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