To my Japanese host family: Sorry I took the beer. To various shoe clerks: Sorry about my feet. They smell. I know. To the woman with the crutches: Should have given you my seat. I was a dick. Sorry. To that priest in Colorado that I led on: Hey, man… sorry. I was trying to […]

I grew up right outside of Berkeley. Angela Davis was my Poly-Sci teacher at San Francisco State. I tried to be a good hippie/bohemian in my youth. I failed miserably; a suit looks better on me than a tie dye, my locks turn to pubis should I try and grow it long, I pass out when […]

Found the hive. Am I dying? She left. I followed. We married. The waxing went wrong. Solo eyebrow. I think I found the trigger. My date had herpes. It’s love!

What’s going on with all the men on TV?   I pined away for these guys for so long, lamenting the fact that I couldn’t find someone similar in the real world. But now I’m starting to wonder. First let’s look at Derek Shepherd. Aka McDreamy, but he really hasn’t been so McDreamy lately. In fact, […]

So I meet with this Headhunter.Nice offices, down on the Wilshire Westwood area. It’s 11:00 am on Tuesday and there all these happy people dancing through the crosswalks. Happy People who don’t work during the day.  Happy People I hate with every ounce of envy in body. I check the size of the rocks on […]

I have to play that song again. After twenty years, it’s still hard to make the transition from Arena to small venue. We used to think of the small venues as the Fillmore and the Troubador. The Fillmore always smelt better. Both were good intimate shows.  Tonight I am playing Agoura Hills in a 500 […]