Greg Mills can also be read at the Bastard of Art and Commerce. VO: Keith Richards. Gravelly, hoarse. ((SFX: Sounds like a dog whimpering)) Hello, I’m Keef Richards. You may know me as the legal guardian of Sir Mick Jagger’s stuffed corpse. Look for us on tour this summer. If you’re like me, human sex […]
We’ve all had “The Crappy Gig.” In fact, many of us now long for those minimum wage jobs we had as a teenager. At the time, us Burger Flippin’, Lazy Bookstoreclerkin’, Kite Store Gurus were empowered. For the first time in our lives we were making our own cash. Yet, at same time, these are […]
Kate Crash, our resident rockstar, will be headlining the Black and White Fetish masquerage ball for NYE. See Kate’s video “Ain’t Got Much” here. The white roomThe white roomThe white roomThe spatula’d soul’dThe white roomThe blonde girlStanding aloneBare bone’d I SMASHED A MIRROR
“Year of the Groom” is an ongoing series. Alright, decision had been made, what next? Suddenly there was a whole lot of pressure. You want to dazzle her by making it the perfect ring, perfect night, perfect moment. But I needed to balance that with another set of expectations and goals– mine.
Year of the Groom is an ongoing bit. Six months earlier I had decided to explore the diamond market. SHE had been a little PMSy, drinking wine in the afternoon, knitting and watching “Titanic.” I can’t remember how the subject was broached but it we usually have an argument around the time when Kate lets […]
Mali Perl can be read at Industry Nexus. MEMORANDUMFROM: Ari Emanuel TO: All @ WME If you’re reading this at your desk, congratulations on being part of the new world order. It’s been a difficult few months for all of us as we’ve navigated the shifting economic landscape while creating a new agency. I say […]
. The Kate Crash Experience can be found hereIn the heat of the rock n roll In the hull of the crowd the shout the tumult the sprout of a dream Into the devout of the sound
The Kate Crash Experience lives here. She stays up all nightWatches tv and fights With the imaginary ghosts in her head
Cookie dough, as you may have gleaned, dear attentive reader, is my ambrosia and nectar, my soma and my score.
A new piece by Kate Crash.