“At the heart of every blogger is a Nude Fat Man eating cookie dough” – Raymond Chandler Mother has never been terribly sympathetic toward my programme of self realization. When she looks at me, I’m sure all she sees is an extremely slothful, extremely overweight 41 year-old unemployed man wearing only a cotton sheet and […]

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Please welcome  new crackpot Jeff Stuckey. He’s a fiction writer who knows what it’s like to be loaded on an empty BART train. Visit his his my space.. great writing and killer tunes.

i hold the button down with my thumb until the television zaps to black and jump toward the door. i bend down and grab my three year old adidas, stained with melted ,anhattan snow and 4 a.m. JMZ rides into bushwick, as my father’s footsteps grow louder down the stairs.

Kathleen Matson Blurock is Los Angeles writer and photographer. Take moment to check out her site for a eloquent collage of the visual and literary. Here is an excerpt  from her upcoming novella VISIBLE AGAINST THE CLOUDS. .

“At the heart of every blogger is a nude fat man eating cookie dough.”- Norman Mailer I am a nudist.

So I sent him the following emails. First line is the subject line, the second line is the body. Ed, the Minute Maid people called… …and they want you to stop smuggling their trees in your pants.

San Francisco Mayor,Gavin Newsome, is taking his show on the road. The improvising puppet ensemble, “John Cage Memorial Marionette Touring Theatre” will take off next week on 135-city U.S. tour of abandoned copier shops. This report came from Gavin Newsome, former pole dancer and mayor of San Francisco. Newsome, recently shamed by an illicit affair […]

“At the heart of every blogger is a nude fat man eating cookie dough.”- Mark Twain Greetings to thee, faithful blog friend. It is I, a Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough, filling you in on the latest gossip from the Barca-Lounger. Mother has just left for the Hospice Shoppe, so I am now unencumbered […]

“At the heart of every blogger is a nude, fat man eating cookie dough.”- Mark Twain Greetings to thee, faithful blog friend. It is I, a Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough, filling you in on the latest gossip from the Barca-Lounger. Mother has just left for the Hospice Shoppe, so I am now unencumbered […]