Candy

In addition to storytelling Ruben runs “Learning is Magic,”

This Ain’t No Street Show

Enjoy the hyper fire stylings of Kate Crash. Straight from the brain on to the page. The first thing I noticed when I hit the stage were the brightness of the lights. I could not see. Blinding. Shocking. Filling. Warm. Glitter sweats into the eyes. The heart. The heart plays like thunder tsunami speed thoroughbred feet […]

Ray, Elvis and Shrimp

This was good green room shrimp.  Green room shrimp was usually pretty sketchy.  After many years on the road you could tell by the film on the red sauce how long it had been sitting. Red sauce should have no lumps. If there are lumps in your red sauce that meant people had been dipping […]

I Can’t Even Fantasize Correctly.

We now present the swan song of the now defunct Bastard of Art and Commerce . So a toast to Greg Mills, the richest blogger I know. You can become a fan of Greg Mills at Facebook, here. I was walking Chewie (who attacked a man yesterday) up in the highlands of Berkeley yesterday, past […]

The Yamashiro Incident

A few years back, I went to a BBQ. There was this guy I went to college with who I always thought was a bit of a tool. Not in a bad way, just too big for his britches. Anyways he said the oddest thing.

Unenlightened Diet Frappacino

Kate Crash can be experienced here Hey! How’ve you been?I know, I know, it’s been a long, long time.But I’ve been really busy, you know, pursuing my acting dreams and all….Yeah, yeah, it’s all going really just well, like fabulous, super fabulous I swear, and like I am in this totally awesome new cutting edge […]

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You can find more about Kate Crash here. I am thirteen The toothbrush's down my throat And I have nothing to say To my father, to my friends, but where's the escape? When did I learn to express failure this way? When did love become so strange[r]