Some things sound really great on paper. Woody Harrelson plays a local simpleton who dresses up as the superhero, “Defendor” at night. Donning a duct tape logo, a mason jar of bees as his weapon and Christian Bale’s “Dark Night” growl, he takes to the night in search of his archenemy, Captain Industry. The fact […]

It is that time of year again when I help you dig out the those last winning points in your Oscar pool. The ever so tricky categories of Best Live Action and Animated Short can easily break any non-sanctioned company morale booster. In a quality statuette keno, these two categories should be weighted. There is […]

Joseph Andrew Stack, the nutjob who crashed the plane into the Austin IRS buidling already has a commemorative Facebook page. He released a suicide note detailing a rant of teabagging/Beck opinions. Because of the nature of this page, Facebook must have to take it down. The average poster seems to have extreme right wing view […]

When Casey Johnson’s autopsy came out, there was a subtext that was ignored. The Doctor’s office blew it off as diabetic ketaocidosis. This means her blood sugars got too high, she went into a diabetic coma and died. Here’s the problem, it is highly unlikely that a lifelong diabetic would die this way. To clear […]

DEAR GOD! Has anyone else heard? With the election of Scott Brown and the failure of Air America the progressive movement is dead. It’s on all the news channels… even MSNBC! Air America went under for the same reason why Martha Oakley’s campaign failed. They were arrogant. They assumed folks would want to hear the […]

Congratulations Conan‭! ‬You are now among the‭ ‬10%‭ ‬of‭ ‬us Americans on unemployment.‭ ‬Like me,‭ ‬you are in Los Angeles,‭ ‬a mighty‭ ‬#4‭ ‬in the nation behind Detroit,‭ ‬Miami, and our odd cousin to the south, Riverside. Befriend me on Linked In (I’ll give you a reccomendation) and here are some tips to make your […]

Become a fan of Kate Crash on Facebook. daddy was dead & i liked being used I shoulda probly taken a shower Rinse off the fog I drew on invisibility & youth & barrel gun’d eeyes that mirrored only dice & worlds of ice & rust & sweet white dust & tattooed drums

BITCH SLAP,‭ ‬brought to you by Herucles and Xena‭ ‬vets‭ ‬Eric Gruendemann and Rick Jacobson,‭ ‬is a‭  ‬helluva low-budget ride.‭ ‬This boobs a-blazing nihilistic action-comedy embraces the‭  ‬genius of Russ Meyer then takes it into the‭ ‬21st century with‭  ‬hysterically cheap green screen effects and‭  ‬razor tongued dialogue that would make Quentin Tarrantino blush.‭ It […]

On New Year’s Eve check out Kate Crash headlining the Bondage Ball at Boardners. Kate has one of the most fun and electric live shows to come out of the LA scene in recent memory. You may have found me laying in caves of indifferenceAmong the news telecasts and miniature oil rigsYou may have thought […]

Yay! Holidays! In movies, the only reason for a big family holiday is a showdown. I think my favorite ruined holiday dinner is in THE DOORS. Jim Morrison takes his acid too early, his girlfriend yells at him and the duck pays the consequences. Awesome. However, this Holiday Season you are no doubt going back […]