Ah, Opening Day

Every year, the Dodgers grow on me just a bit more. The Giants fan side of me  fights it like hell. The A's fan inside hates me for it. Each year they grow a bit more into me. It was harder this year too. I've lived in LA now longer than I did in San […]

5 Easy Steps

5 Easy Steps to Winning the NCAA Basketball Tournament(Without Actually Being on a Team),Getting the Girl (Without Any Effort Whatsoever),& Surviving March Madness (Without Being Incarcerated).   It’s that magical and mad time of year again.  Dreams will be realized.  Hearts will be broken.  A champion will be crowned.  College girls will throw off their […]

HOT BEACH OLYMPIC ACTION!

Well, it’s about fricking time. The AVP Crocs Tour has FINALLY announced their 25th season . Again the Gods and Goddesses will be taking it to the beach for an 18 stop and Olympics enhanced season. Wait… there’s more! This year boasts the mighty return of the Santa Barbara open in September. This event has […]

Did the Red Sox Get a Free Pass?

I am beginning to think the Mitchell report is tainted. Why are the Red Sox coming out so squeaky clean? I think Mitchell gave them a free pass.  As we now know a preliminary list was released by Deadspin.com. We also know that Mitchell has ties to the Boston Red Sox and is a managing […]

Roids Report: A Whole Lotta *Steriskin’ Going On.

How many times do I have to explain that YOU NEVER USE A CHECK FOR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES !?!?!      A receipt for a Roid Delivery. I have to admit awaiting the Mitchell report was quite similar to the last reel of “The Great Escape.” I’ve been waiting to hear the list to see if […]

Metrosexuals Are Ruining Baseball.

Ah, the Fall Classic. Early evening games against a  prematurely setting sun, last minute heroics and a whole lot of bugs. There is a Fall Classic sound that I love more and more every year. The audio I crave is the gravely grumbling of the Yankee fan loud enough to drown out a Coney Island […]

A New Olympic Boyfriend

 Every Olympics I pick a new boyfriend.  It keeps me excited and involved in the games. For the winter Olympics of 2002, my boyfriend was Apolo Anton Ohno. Yes, he may seem like an obvious choice now, but at the time, he was an out of nowhere short-track speed skater. I’d never even heard of […]

The AVP: Green vs. Green

Finally, our spring like summer has turned to full on Summer and time for some world class pro-beach volleyball action The event never disappoints but there are couple of things the AVP needs to improve on. Firstly, as a beach/ocean sport, the AVP needs to be a bit more environmentally conscious, the other is about […]

5 Easy Steps

5 Easy Steps to Winning the NCAA Basketball Tournament(Without Actually Being on a Team),Getting the Girl (Without Any Effort Whatsoever),& Surviving March Madness (Without Being Incarcerated).   It’s that magical and mad time of year again.  Dreams will be realized.  Hearts will be broken.  A champion will be crowned.  College girls will throw off their […]

Live from ALBANY– Pro Beach Volleyball?

With the football season wrapped and baseball six weeks away… what could possibly fill the sports void? How about Pro Beach Volleyball in the Artic? In a case of life imitating a commercial, the AVP is live today from ALBANY, NEW YORK!