So I got engaged. Wanting Dick Hollywood to know before rag mags picked it up, I gave him a call. CP: I'm getting married! Dick: (officially). What the fuck kind of ring did you buy to so express your so-called "love"  

Dick Hollywood, the usually reclusive Hollywood Insider, was snagged by a papparazzo outside a trendy LA eatery. Click more for Video

waking up is really fucking hard to do sometimes… hangovers, one night stands, breaking up, it’s all is really hard to wake up to! enjoy!!!  -dick Hollywood

These chicks just rock! No theme just chicks!    -Dick Hollywood i love banana moon pies!  

The other night at Hotel Cafe, for Conrad Romo's Tounge and Groove , I discovered singer/songwriter, Izzy Cox. Izzy's sound might just be a  spawn of a grudge fuck between the Pogues' Cait O'Riordan and Johnny Cash. She has proclaimed herself the Queen of the Outlaw Murder Ballad, and has 13 albums to back it […]

I've been experiecing some negativity lately. Been looking around for ways to reverse it.. So I started with compimenting the one and only DICK HOLLYWOOD! -CP   hey there mr. crackpot!   when i saw the subject of your message to me: GOD DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD, i thought that you were talking about me! turns out […]

We are in the sports lull. That bitter barren between Winter and Spring. No baseball, No Football The AVP hasn't even announced their schedule yet and their "Hot Winter Nights" Exhibition wasn't on TV. So unless I force myself to watch the crybabyies that adorn Staples in their goldenrod long shorts, the continuing onslaught of […]

I try and make Crackpot Press a class joint.   The other day I had a wondrous, bulbous taco. Made by the guys at Henry’s Tacos, with extra love, it was one of the best tacos I had ever had and Dick Hollywood had to ruin it.  Or did he make it that much better? […]

During a recent afternoon of watching very disappointing football, I managed to break most of my New Year's Resolutions in the span of just a couple of hours. I know — IMPRESSIVE! So I turned to the barstool that barely contained the always spontaneous DICK HOLLYWOOD and commanded the theme of this week's DICK HOLLYWOOD'S […]

At Crackpot Press we always strive for Keyword Rich Content.  This is what we got back. Frankly this is some insane mind raping shit. Not for Pussies. Dick Hollywood here with this weeks playlist, Raw Nude Nude! when i heard those words bands and songs started popping into my head. bands that raw and unconventional […]