UPDATE: We WIN! Beyond Baroque has received a 25 year lease… for a buck! A message from Author and Mentor to 1000's, Jack Grapes . I don't usually do these kinds of emails asking people to help a cause. There are so many causes, national, local, personal. But for us, we poets and writers […]
I have been thinking about this whole Right Wing Rebellion, especially Ms. Ann “yeah, I know but she’s probably hot in the sack” Coulter. As we all know by now, Ann said she would campaign for Hillary over McCain. The Reds have been mounting a ball of confusion. Rush Limbaugh on Super Tuesday was saying […]
Ah a Super Bowl and a Super Tuesday all in two days! Hunter Thompson is swirling around in the atmosphere, watching both at the same time. For sports-poly junkies it is a dream come true. Ya know that feeling of football withdrawal you get right after the big game? Alas we have something to ease […]
I propose that American English speakers pronounce the word banal to rhyme with "anal". Nothing throws the conversational rhythm of American English (standard Midland accent) off like the high faluting second beat of "banal". You're ambling along at a nice loping gait until you hit that preposterous -NAL and suddenly you are launched like a […]
You can read "Demand Better Consumerism: Dell Computers" and "Demand Better Consumerism: Health Net " by clicking on the links. DELTA AIRLINES: Delta, Delta, Delta, what has happened to you? A year ago I could call Delta and in under ten minutes have a great frequent flier ticket for 25,000 frequent flier miles. Like […]
Well, mostly Grouches. Crackpot Greg made a kick ass new viral… uh, thing. Discovered a new artist on My Space named DC Fontana. She wanted to be MY friend Then it turned out to be these guys doing this wacky 60’s Mod “Blow Up” kind thing. I kind of felt like dancing like a moron […]
Frankly, I’m torn. Nude Women enjoy yoga and long distance running. Naked Ladies play paddle ball down at the lake. Nude Women keep journals. Naked Ladies do the Word Scramble. Nude Women are black and white. Naked Ladies have poor color separation. Nude Women play harps. Naked Ladies dance on top of pianos.
Randy Bean RAW STORY has gone out with a tale that Condi might in fact be gay . According to the article, she has owned a home and a line of a credit with one Randy Bean. Randy is a fellow Stanford-ite. If you know this part of the country.. houses are ridiculously expensive. So […]
n the midst of our national internecine squabbling, we’re missing an opportunity. We are at a historic crossroads, where the dominant party is undergoing a tidal pull. The conservative coalition – ascendant since the fifties — is sundering before our eyes. Libertarians, Goldwater westerners, paleo-conservatives, fiscal constervatives and the lingering pockets of what’s left of […]
We have our newest and youngest Crackpot Contributor. Ruby , a six year old from California. wrote this scat and her father was kind enough to pencil down. Meat. Meat. Meat. Sad Clown with bacon lips Meat. Hot dog with no bun. I love meat, meat. It’s really meat. Weird meat. Weird meeeeeat.