I am over Ron Paul. I like his no-nonsense approach to the War. I’ve really been drawn in to the fracas. In the past years I have been drawn more and more to the Libertarian philosophy. My Democratic Party has failed me. Wimps Reid and Pelosi are just terrible. When Paul explained the real reason […]
There has been a lot of talk about CNN stacking the Republican Debate with You Tube Folks who were already committed to one Democrat Candidate or another. John Edwards girl, Log Cabins For Obama and the Gay Brigadier General have been all the rage for the blog world, lefties and righties alike.
Hello. Your store smells like ass. It smells like lard, old ladies and paint. And pee. What are you doing in there? Wait, I know. I know what you’re doing in there. You’re cooking with a hot plate and microwaving weird smelly things. Bad things, like dry chicken teriyaki. Teriyaki is a sauce, and sauces […]
Well isn't this awkward? “Blogs for Bush ” has been a blog that I have been repeatedly abuse on and censored from. So it is with great joy that I report that BLOGS FOR BUSH is no MORE! Facing falling ratings that seem to coincide with their President’s popularity, BLOGS FOR BUSH is folding into […]
Looking accomplished is the way to go. Wear your clothes loose, and orally fidget with a unlit Schimmelpennick, moving it to the corners of your mouth when you talk (don’t take it out!). Walk slow, stop and look at random things in the street and then shake your head in a world-weary and bemused fashion. […]
When it comes to political candidates it usually takes a dead girl or an alive boy to sink a career. Earlier in the week, Uber Yankee Fan Rudy endorsed the Boston Red Sox for the World Series Crown. He announced this while pandering in New Hampshire for the primaries. I think this could be this […]
By popular demand, I will discuss the Mile High Club. First, I have to tell you that it is somewhat overrated. If you think about it – or have joined the club – you know what I mean. In theory it’s a good idea. You’re cool, you’re deviant, you’re a bad ass. You’re part of […]
Greg Mills ongoing series "The Moppets" can be read here. Ruby (age 6) is fascinated by race. Her brother (age 3) has picked up the maltese/mexican pigment from Paula (what she calls her "chocolate good looks"), while Ruby has picked up my pale, sun burn-y type skin. She's constantly prodding her brother, asking why his […]
A one-eyed, speed freak biker crossing the street in my home town. I was probably six. Naturally I gawped at him. Quote (said in extremely loud, guttural roar): “Quit eyeballin’ me, you little shit.” **
Paperboy *People in nicer houses tend not to tip and are more likely to lie. *The newspaper boy’s lot is not unlike that of the sharecropper’s *Deer are not potential pets *There’s plenty of room in the dumpster behind the gas station for those heavy Sunday inserts Mowing lawns for old people *People are fussy […]