Now the GOP and their pundit minions keep proclaiming that they aren’t women haters. But, let’s face it, they are. And now the Supreme Court is just a bunch of GOP good ole frat boys running amok. And the problem is we can’t do a goddamn thing about it. Or can we?
“I’m smart — not like everybody says! I want respect!” – Fredo Corleone American is now run by Fredo. Fredo now runs the Republican Party and, as a result, the Congress is run by Fredo. You have been pwnd by Fredo. So I guess the Tea Party isn’t so much of a jokey little brother […]
When it comes to romance, there is a lot of crappy advice on these internets. While researching a romantic dinner recipe, I came across the following. From NZGIRL (Is that short for Nazi Girl?) ADVICE ON COOKING HIM A ROMANTIC DINNER Despite the temptation to make a dish with a huge wow factor, you’re […]
July 2nd is National Unemployment Day, a day set aside to celebrate the joys of not having to go to a job. The-day-to-day grind of job hunting is a miserable, humbling experience, and National Unemployment Day is the one day to blow off your job search and take a holiday in the middle of the […]
I wanted to remember everything perfectly at this one moment. Our local homeless guy was sleeping in this morning on someone’s discarded teal mattress right outside of the security gate. The Santa Ana’s had rained pine needles across the courtyard. My air conditioner was releasing its moisture in syncopated droplets.
Lisa can also be read at Industry Nexus.com or you can email her elavalle <at> gmail <dot> com Poking around People.com one day while I was probably supposed to be working, I came across a “story” about the Simpson-Wentz family.
Today I am a free man. Warden Charlie Shaw has released me. I have just been released from the graces of Penitentiaria de la San Quentin. I went in a scrawny, spindly boy of nineteen, pock marked and virginal only to bloom into a new man. Gone is Freddy Rosenthal, boy in the tortuous grip of […]
Inspired by a FB post by Brian Cuban
“At the heart of every blogger is a nude, fat man eating cookie dough”-Bertolt Brecht You can read other posts here and follow Nude Fat Man on Facebook. Truth and Beauty. Beauty and Truth. Truth, Beauty, Beauty, Truth in endless variation. Beauty. Truth. These are my various milieus. My pillowy length is a delight of […]
*Neil Patrick Harris, the "At Band Camp" lady, the guy from that Sarah Marshall movie, and two swarthy guys are in a bar (one looks like johnny depp, the other guy has a moustache) *Neil Patrick seems to be a douche bag *Band Camp raises her eyebrows as Neil Patrick laughs at anecdote *Flashback: Sarah […]