Grand Rapids, MI is selling “Going Rogue” for warmth. Yesterday I put this on my fake twitter account “I find it ironical that @AKGovSarahPalin first stop on her book tour is Grand Rapids MI. Their illiteracy rate their is 21%” (the incorrect spelling of their was a joke). Also big in Grand Rapids is unemployment. […]

UPDATE! The Check FINALLY CAME!!! United HealthCare is becoming one of the leading bullies in the healthcare industry. Currently UHC being charged by the state of Georgia $750,000 for not paying out on doctor’s bills. It has come to light that they have intimidated their 75,000 employees to  contact their government representatives to urge them […]

It turns out the Fox News can’t take being teased by discarded rug samples. The thugs at The Children’s Television Networkhave hit a chord. The Daily News and Andrew Breitbart are all up in arms over a two year old bit that re-aired on Sesame Street last week. Oscar the Grouch’s girlfriend complains about his […]

  Violet Leighton’s first career choice was to become a nun. Not surprising, as most Catholic girls have reported wanting to join up with the penguins at one time or another.   Some say it is because of a closeness to God. For others it has to do with the  Maria Von Trapp fantasy, the […]

I am an inveterate hummer and whistler, this in spite of having a horrible memory for melodies and being tone-deaf. I am also a terrible whistler. But no matter. It’s not my problem; it’s everyone else’s.

Carrie Preajean is up for a new gig—poster child for Republican paranoid victim syndrome. Carrie Prejean is the latest bodacious Christian to be persecuted and she’s suing the Miss USA pageant for it. Remember he with the most lawyers wins. In addition to paranoia she has also become a conspiracy nut!

“Year of the Groom” is an ongoing series. Alright, decision had been made, what next? Suddenly there was a whole lot of pressure. You want to dazzle her by making it the perfect ring, perfect night, perfect moment. But I needed to balance that with another set of expectations and goals– mine.  

Ah, ya gotta love Rick “Love the Hair” Perry. The Secessionist in Chief of Texas is again rejecting free stuff for his people.  You may remember a few months back he threatened to secede from the USA. With Bush gone their was no one to babysit the largest state in the Union. A few years […]

Could the L.A. Weekly bee the most profitable ad sales paper in Los Angeles? Even a casual glance at a regular edition of L.A. Times, Hollywood Reporter or Variety shows a definite lack of ads. Yet, L.A. weekly, the freebee standard of what is cool and hip packs more pages of ads than content. In […]

Man, Obama is losing a lot of dough on image residuals. With the amount of sidewalk hucksters, CafePressers and backroom silkscreeners rolling out the product, you have to wonder what the average income of these folks are. But now at Comicon there is a new comic available.. “President Evil!”