Welsh people keep emailing my bulk folder. To whit: Pooor Gmay Bkoy Squcking GIGANTCBOCK In BkathtubM I believe this is the first line of the Lord's Prayer in Welsh

With the football season wrapped and baseball six weeks away… what could possibly fill the sports void? How about Pro Beach Volleyball in the Artic? In a case of life imitating a commercial, the AVP is live today from ALBANY, NEW YORK! 

With the football season wrapped and baseball six weeks away… what could possibly fill the sports void? How about Pro Beach Volleyball in the Artic? In a case of life imitating a commercial, the AVP is live today from ALBANY, NEW YORK!  With the nearby city of Redfield covered in 141 inches of snow, and […]

AND NOW I CAN RULE THE WORLD! CPR- Just ONE of the things you can learn on Frenchmaidtv.com I don’t remember where I was or why.  It was the holidays in Hollywood and there were so many parties they all ran together, except this one had tiny cheeseburgers for appetizers, free liquor, and a band […]

As Bloggers, we have been assigned the portentous titles of “Citizen Journalists” by people, people who should probably spending more time belching and picking their toes, instead of having technocratic fever dreams about the Future of Media and Its Distribution.

With a new year come new men. Over the holidays I discovered my new favorite show: Friday Night Lights. I was less than impressed with this show’s pilot, so I decided to bench it as a dumb football thing with bad camera work and bad lighting. But NBC was smart in airing a marathon over […]

To my Japanese host family: Sorry I took the beer. To various shoe clerks: Sorry about my feet. They smell. I know. To the woman with the crutches: Should have given you my seat. I was a dick. Sorry. To that priest in Colorado that I led on: Hey, man… sorry. I was trying to […]

  Mark my words. Print this up.   All things will work. Peanut Butter will be given it’s props as a fashion fruit. George Clooney will come to terms with his transgenderism. Chaw will become  the “super fuel” of the New Millennium. President Bush, upon discovering a raised enephorism, be given a medal of honor […]

The Lost finale was just too good to write about alone, so I brought in Scott Widney to help me out. Scott: If only they could all be Kate episodes – seriously, is there a woman on the planet who looks better all sweaty and disgusting? I dug her flashback: the idea of Kate making […]

(Gentle reader: This entry is about an intimate medical procedure that was performed on me and the even more intimate follow up. Nothing too gross, but you may learn more about the Mills family’s family planning strategy than you necessarily want to. I’ve tried to make it cute and light. Thank you.) Many moons ago, […]